In the last post, you learned about the inappropriate behavior some children show in Hoobah Boobah Land schools. Let me introduce you to P.S. 500 (also known as The Kennesheex Huzzz School -- it's named after the great Hoobah Boobah baseball player Kennesheex ("Kenny") Huzzz).
P.S. 500 is perhaps the worst school in Hoobah Boobah Land. The principal is 4 feet, 8 inches tall and weighs 280 pounds. He also wears a toupee. The children throw watermelon rinds at him when he walks through the cafeteria, knocking off his toupee! No teacher wants to teach there, because the children are completely uncontrollable: they dance on tables and scream out bad words in the Hoobah Boobah language (sorry, I would not feel right teaching you what those words are).
P.S. 500 is located at the edge of Florjabeesh, Hoobah Boobah Land's capital. The Royal Ministry of Education is investigating the school, and is considering a plan to close it down. The children of P.S. 500 would then go to other schools. The problem is that no other schools want those children to come to their school.
If Kennesheex Huzzz were alive today, he would be ashamed!
