The Royal Minister of Hoobah Boobah Security Sends A Warning!
Today we got a USB drive by air courier. It came from -- you may have guessed -- Hoobah Boobah Land. It contained video you see above.
It is illegal to use cameras or video devices in Hoobah Boobah Land, as you may be aware.
However, from time to time, unwise citizens disobey the rules.
Security guards caught a visitor to the Royal Hoobah Boobah Museum of Art making this video.
Why he chose to film a ceiling fan is unknown. When questioned by the guards, the visitor said he had heard people from other countries did not believe in Hoobah Boobah Land's existence. He was tired of this, and was using this smuggled camera to shoot a video. He said he would have then put the camera in a bottle, then placed the bottle in the ocean in the hopes that it would reach Argentina or South Africa. When the guards pointed out the difficulty of placing a camera in a bottle, the detained visitor slapped himself on the forehead and wept.
The Minister of Security has released the video to us, asking us to warn all foreigners not to try smuggle video cameras to Hoobah Boobah citizens!
The Minister of Security has also assured us that the citizen's only punishment will be confiscation of the camera.
