Friday, August 5, 2011

Florjabeesh Water-Walkers Win Game 7 of Hoobah Boobah Land World Series!



Thousands of dejected fans of the underdog Nuktor Ice-Wrestlers boarded animal-drawn carts for the long journey back home after an emotional loss to the Florjabeesh Water-Walkers in Game 7 of the 173rd Hoobah Boobah Land World Series.

The game had been tied 3-3 until the bottom of the ninth inning, when Dreexozlt Morzozoz, the all-star 3rd baseman for Florjabeesh, drove in the winning run off Nuktor relief pitcher Zeezlex Xeezoniut.

At a post-game press conference, Nuktor manager Hylt Gurzxzx announced his retirement after 14 seasons and a lifetime won-lost record of 347-185 (the Hoobah Boobah baseball season has fewer games than the American baseball season).

Overjoyed Florjabeesh fans spilled into the streets of the capital in jubilation.  Police reported the crowd as very orderly.


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